Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around

She always believe her spiritual age is high

by 459395 May 1, 2022

spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.

I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.

by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening

When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.

“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.

by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022

Fake Spirituality

Fake Spirituality or FS, highly linked with delusion and isn’t real. Often using spirituality as a basis for causing more harm than good and justifying harm by using their spirituality as justification. Without realising it often leads to their own suffering long term.

That’s totally FS. Fake spirituality enables cruelty of the highest degree.

by Aknownmouse September 22, 2025

Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic

Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.

by Luna710 June 30, 2021