power spoon

When you're little spoon but you assert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their butt

"Yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon...I'm scarred for life tbh"

"Who's your daddy??", he said as he asserted his position as power spoon

by PowerSpooner69 November 20, 2015

Sphoogie Button

An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.

Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."

See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.

by No. 2 Ticonderoga June 18, 2009

cold spoon trick

to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)

Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it

by .andrew October 5, 2008

spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

by spanky July 24, 2003

spoon

a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.

“you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”

by spazmyn October 14, 2019

Appreciation Spoon

A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.

"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."

by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008