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Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Soviet Union

a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle
wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022
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soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.
by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020
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Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.
I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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Soviet Discotheque

When an action or objective goes according to plan.Usually said with a Borat impression and followed by high fives (bonus points for added Slavic dance moves).
Ah shit, we managed to dodge all that traffic and make it to the show on time, Soviet Discotheque! *dances in Borat*
by DrK88 July 22, 2024
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Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine
Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet
by @obvsllly February 28, 2022
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