Grammar Soviet

A Grammar Soviet is like a Grammar Nazi, just a bit softer and slower to condemn you to the fiery pits of hell than a Grammar Nazi would be.

Random Guy on Reddit: lOL I JUST GOT TEH KNEW COD GAME!! I NO UR ALL JEALOUS!

Grammar Nazi comment in this scenario: Oh my God, is English even your first language? Learn to speak properly or get the fuck out, please.
Grammar Soviet comment in this scenario: Okay, that a truly horrible sentence—if we can even call it that. Make sure to either slow down and think about what you’re typing or have someone proofread. Please.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

Flag

Get the Grammar Soviet mug.

In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

Flag

Get the In soviet russia mug.

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

Flag

Get the Soviet simba mug.

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Soviet Army Blast mug.

Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.

"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."

by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021

Flag