Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

by topmountain August 17, 2010

soleria

to sol, or be soll'd

break my face

by SLap Chappie February 16, 2003

SolutionX

Greatest CS player of all time.

Solx just owned me.

by woR January 12, 2004

Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.

Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.

by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014

sokuri

1.The beach in the sky

2.destiny

It's your sokuri.

by -thelife September 20, 2014

slurify

When you jerkoff and you mix both lotion and cum or lube and cum together creating a sticky slury

I was so tired last night I jerked it,let it slurify , let it dry and fell asleep. That's how tired I was

by MrWafoz August 14, 2015

Solutionism

Solutionism is the new optimism. A Maser Solutionist is an individual who has been certified in permaculture design and has evolved to excellence in 22 separate modalities of this sustainable and observational design science. ( Aquaponics, greenhouse management, farm business planning, organic gardening, natural pond design, cob house design, eco home design, fermentation, earthworks, etc). A master solutionist lives in harmony and congruence to regenerative action. A Master Solutionist never acts in force or fights for change. Master Solutionists vow to teach others and to show the norm of society by example how to live a congruent lifestyle. This lifestyle is in harmony with mankind and in nature. A Master Solutionist pays particular attention to their own cause and effect. They are also very keen to there local environment and support small businesses, but mostly supply themselves the majority of there own needs by growing and preserving food. They focus on themselves rather than what is wrong in the world, or with others in the government, or society. A Master Solutionist simply and peacefully stops participating in convenience mentality, globalization, or separatism.

Solutionism, Solutionist, and Master Solutionist

coined by Permaculture Design Instructor:

Adriane Hovey 2016

Solutionism is the new optimism!

by be a solutionist January 16, 2018