Soggy Koala 

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

Soggy Koala by CMac01 December 16, 2008

soggy bag of dicks 

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

soggy bag of dicks by DDbja December 14, 2013

Soggy Galletly 

The act of tipping out a wet shit into ones new Calvin’s, then getting the flabby better half to clamp onto your anus with the force of new born guzzling milk out of A porn stars left nipple. She then begins to sup the brown delight through your ruined boxers.

Eh up Tubs I’ve just turned out a wet un, fancy givin us a Soggy Galletly?

Soggy Galletly by Ginger Barbarian. December 4, 2017

soggy poptart 

A phrase used in general disgust

A person whose actions no one likes

Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.

You, soggy poptart!

soggy poptart by CaveteIramDraconem April 2, 2019

Soggy Roy 

When someone ejaculates into someone’s belly button.

“OMG, you just gave me a soggy Roy”

Soggy Roy by Danny D April 17, 2022

soggy biscut 

A circle masturbation in which every one ejaculates on a cookie. The last person to cum is forced to eat the cookie.

"Wanna play soggy biscut at my house this weekend?"
"You sick fag!!"

soggy biscut by Fred Pizza May 18, 2006

Soggy-nutter 

The act of a man placing his testicle in the foreskin of an uncircumsided man while the uncircumsized man masurbates onto the other man's testicle.

"Dude let's go give each other soggy nutters after we finnish this crispy chicken salad"

"Soggy-nutters are thee fucking best shizzle since the sixty-nizzle"

Soggy-nutter by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006