Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Socket

Compliment to any drug traffickers or kingpin, making them the top main source with no middle man

Who needs a plug? I'm the whole socket!

by Thick Lil Miss July 17, 2023

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018

Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

wank socket

A wank socket is a females genitalia

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket

by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021