Smurgling

The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.

Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.

by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

snoggling

when you screw a guy or girl in the ass, cum in there, spead their cheeks, have them fart it out, then snort the cum up your nose. after that, you make suck it from your nose into your mouth (much like a lugie) and spit it back into your partners face :D

me and your girl went snoggling last night.

by ROFLwants2 February 11, 2010

Snorking

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.

by Aged Punk June 22, 2012

Snorking

what the cool kids call snorkling

the weather's great for snorking

by MattelToys January 20, 2009

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

Snorking

When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.

Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep

by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015