turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

by Steve0 August 21, 2004

bitch slap

It's what one girl does to another girl who is sleeping with her man and she finds out

Brandi : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until Keirsten walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap from hell I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!

by JDawg 316 April 8, 2016

do you slap the dimpled balls?

Do you play golf?

Yo, do you slap the dimpled balls?

Fuck yeah I do!

by tinypastelchild February 13, 2017

slap on the wrist

1)An unsevere punishment.

2)A warning.

1) Joe: Are you sure I should steal that car?
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.

by benormous May 4, 2006

beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.

by watahmortah March 3, 2006

Sportsman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

by superjock September 30, 2007

Slap arse month

Any lad/lass has a pass to slap every ones arse as many times as they what in October 😭😂

“Your our and some slaps your arse Cos is ya slap arse month”

by 1245756999 October 3, 2019