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snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008
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Snake Snatch

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!
by Aight den November 18, 2011
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Snake it til you make it

The act of doing minimal work to get by, and being sneaky and/or crafty while you go about it, like a snake.
1: "Man this paper isn't gonna get done tonight"
2: "You'll just have to snake it til you make it man"

1: "Dude you down to chill?"
2: "Hold on, I'm snaking it right now, I'm trying to get this chick to do my laundry"
by yourrediculouss February 10, 2014
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Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.
There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming
by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015
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Shaky Ass Fingers

A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”
by BigPutz41 April 28, 2022
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Love Snake

The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.
Damn baby my love snake is out, lets do it!
by fda@432!jSG February 28, 2009
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Bohemian snake pit

Billy and Todd tried the Bohemian snake pit.
by Senior Douche July 7, 2010
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