Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.

Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!

by Great Jazza October 21, 2010

Anna Nicole Smith

A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.

Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.

by noelle March 28, 2003

Elliott Smith

Elliott Smith was a well known American singer-songwriter and musican. His voice was known as being whispery, and thin, yet cold as ice. After being in a band called Heatmiser for a few years, he began a career in solo singing in 1994. he was well known for battling with alchol, depression and drugs and often included them in his songs. He died on October 21, 2003 at the age of 34. I think his best album was *Figure 8.*

Me - God, i love Elliott Smith, even though his lyrics are depressing

by shot-in-the-heart August 19, 2006

agent smith

Agent Smith is... let him (them) put it himself, shall we?

Smith #1 : I am the Alpha...
Smith #2 : ...Of your Omega...
Smith #3 : I am the beginning...
Smith #4 : ...Of your end.

Smith : A Smith. Agent Smith.

by The Lilac Pilgrim July 25, 2004

Smith mountain lake jellyfish

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests

"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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by ARRRRDub July 18, 2010

Smitha

A very beautiful indian girl. Indian word meaning "smile". Good for only pretty indian girls.

Smitha’s name fits her well. Look at her beautiful smile!

by indiangirl900 September 6, 2020

Smith Slap

The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.

Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.

Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.

by Sina22 March 28, 2022