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Academic Sludge

1. Unnecessary or useless busy work from university requirements.

2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.

3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.

"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
1. "Why are you in Mongolian throat singing? I thought you were an engineer; isn't that just academic sludge?" "The university requires five art credits to graduate."

2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."

3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
by HelldiverDropPod February 16, 2025
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Sludge Pie

A sexual technique pioneered in prisons where a man defecates without wiping his ass before being fucked and ejaculated in. This new mixture constitutes a "sludge pie."
Hide the toilet paper and get Jackie alone in the bathroom. Imma sludge pie his bitch ass.
by SlippinRimmy March 11, 2025
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Sludge Life

Living a Lifestyle that is dirty, unpleasant, or low-quality. In slang, it can also describe a toxic personality or a difficult situation. EG; The Homeless Lifestyle is an offensive term, many prefer the term "Sludge Life". A term coined by the late Death Rapper known as Richard Gein.
Richard Gein was all about that Sludge Life, he used to live in his car with all his clothes in the trunk during much of his life as well as served many years in prison.
by MurderKing August 13, 2024
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Sludge pussy

The state a vagina is in after it has been ate and slobbered on by someone. It more than likely needs to be wiped.
After I got done with Noel she had sludge pussy for sure.
by Bandski May 5, 2025
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Sludge

Something that is nudged 100% of the time without fail.
Sludge was cut in line by 6 school children at Subway and didn’t make a peep.
by Doc Daubert December 18, 2022
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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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Sludging

Sludging is the act of Cumming over the period of 5-10 minutes in a low rate continuous stream.
Person one: Yo I was just edging last night, It was pretty hard to do.
Person two: You gotta start Sludging it takes even more skill.
by Adrenaline Stream February 14, 2024
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