sleepcaking

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

by Lewistron January 14, 2011

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016

speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.

Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...

by Synceed November 1, 2017

sleaming

Driving fast

They car was sleaming

by Adsd! April 21, 2018

Sneaking Chickens

to masturbate

"My dad walked into my room and caught me sneaking chickens."

by Rmb102 February 28, 2018

Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

by Yononimo April 20, 2018