Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

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Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

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Skype Syndrome

When a piece of software (or hardware) craps itself for no discernible reason at all.

WhatsApp had Skype Syndrome this weekend, I just couldn't send any messages!

by gmemstr April 11, 2016

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Skype Thot

Shes basically a thot on skype and has little to no genital warts.This girl has more guys in her contacts than girls.Her profile pics consists of inappropriate selfies,Hentai pictures,and anything else regarding sex.She meets her men from various porn sites like Rule34,Redtube etc and then brings them to skype.In a skype call she will get naked or perform perverted jestures in front of strangers from different parts of the world she barely even knows on the internet to have cybersex with them.She would go as far as meeting up with them to have sexual relations with them In Real Life if they are close.

Person:I know who princessblarity is.I should go holla at her.
Person 2: Naw man shes a Skype Thot.Plus shes fat.

by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2016

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