A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible
by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you
YA DAMN SKIPPY
YA DAMN SKIPPY
Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night
Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut
just gets her off, Bro
Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut
just gets her off, Bro
by bradthebro May 3, 2011

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
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