Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

The Skippy

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you

YA DAMN SKIPPY

Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night

Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut

just gets her off, Bro

by bradthebro May 3, 2011

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

lil skippy

(1) what i call my sister
(2) the name of a young skipper

(1) get me food, lil skippy!
(2) that boy is the skipper’s son. he’s a lil skippy!

by mjb2 August 3, 2018

skippy

A name for an clueless waiter

Uh oh, looks like we have a skippy tonight

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Dirty Skippy

The act of doing ones mother whilst playing a videogame

I pulled dirty Skippy playing Minecraft with your girl

by Jason Bourne IV September 27, 2021