Simone Style

Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich

“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”

by Liam Allison March 29, 2024

Simone

a gurl that needs rehab

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything

That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simeonetipuniscepercheseicattivophobia

Fear of getting punished because you are naughty

Don’t punish me I have Simeonetipuniscepercheseicattivophobia

by Dabiohazardurbandictionarist November 29, 2024

Simone

Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.

Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants

Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!

by hello78953 January 16, 2025

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017