turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

siesta

Period of downtime occuring after John Thomas expels his gentleman's relish.

After I polished my one-gun salute, my wife came home and gave me a milkman's greeting, but it was obvious John Thomas was in the middle of his siesta.

by Safari October 9, 2004

substansive

A word fondly created by a certain individual by the name of Mr. K. This word has many definitions, far too many to list here. The most common definition is used when talking about jazz music.

That isn't substansive enough.

by Richard Munsterman July 31, 2008

sista sledge

apparently meaning a very sassy girl.

verb: sista sledgin' (meaning smarting off, dissing, etc.)

Don't pop that attitude with me sista sledge!

Yes Tamara was totally sista sledgin' me today.

by Montyy_18 June 19, 2011

scandalous sista

refering to a group of ladys who are scandalous, maybe alittle naughty, but definantly sugar, spice and everything nice..and maybe alittle hott pepper!

"hey sista from another mista, did you hear about mary the whore? yes whatta scandalous sista!"

by pedleton January 14, 2008

sinsta

An intensely minatory term for a left-handed individual. Slurs of this nature have successfully been held up in court as grounds for acts of violence in self-defense.

"I saw some sinsta in the bar playing pool with his left hand, so I took him outside and lynched him."

by Massaro April 8, 2008

Suga-Drug Substance

The most ghetto way ever to say Sour Patch Kids.

Yo, my homie, get me some of dat Suga-Drug Substance!

by THE Martha And Stuart October 1, 2008