Milkman's

Another word for a piss-up.

"Hi Charlie, you want to come round our's tonight? We're having a milkman's"

by Kristian K October 13, 2005

Milkman's Daughter

When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.

Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.

by disequillibrium October 18, 2008

milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank

Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

Milkman's Son

Someone who isn't their dad's biological child but thinks they are. Typically used as an insult to imply this without actually knowing.

He's the milkman's son.

by DaZuhalter November 22, 2021

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

Milkman's Baby

A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.

My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.

by BananaLady98 June 30, 2021

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020