shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

shankopotomus

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

by islandchief October 24, 2009

Shankitied

stabbed multiple times by a dull object.

'WTF man how did that butterknife get stuck in you're rectum?'

answer- 'i was just Shankitied by that old lady'

'yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my ass so don't be complaining......bitch!

by bubsy954 April 29, 2010

Shankadelic

Is when you kick,hit or throw something so bad and so short, its a shank but its also a crazy(psychadelic) thing.

If you golf, and you tee off and its goes short and too the left......... Its shankadelic

In football, if you have a sloppy 14 yd punt..... Its shankadelic.

by Q Biggins November 29, 2010

shankhead

Used often in The Maze Runner, it is a replacment for shithead. Also, it is a good word to use around adults. What you call someone who is stupid or a jerk.

Bob: You are such a ...

Mom walks in

Bob: shankhead!

Confused Sue: What?

by AngelicSoul_DemonicHeart September 11, 2011

shankled

Shitting on your ankles.

Scenario 1: Standing at a urinal you (shart), but you're wearing shorts and realize you shankled.
Scenario 2: You go to squat in the woods, have a little misdirection and BAM! Shankled!

by fresh out of socks April 5, 2013

shank ball

The name of a shot in basketball when you air ball, miss a layup, or hit the side of the backboard

Person 1: Oh man, I just air balled it!
Person 2: Hahaha what a shank ball

by Hugarshnucklebee December 20, 2016