When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
by vit2010 December 25, 2010
Get the short smoothiemug. Super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. They are so short, you can almost see the girls labia or vagina "lips"
"Man! Girls shorts are getting shorter every year! You can almost see her vag! My daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!"
by mjo08 October 18, 2015
Get the lip shortsmug. When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016
Get the Schrodinger's Shortsmug. by from the south July 30, 2019
Get the short bitmug. 
A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
Get the Short busmug. really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"
by bread infection January 1, 2006
Get the stubby shortsmug.