shelly

shelly is your town perv. stalking the streets always on the prowl.

watch it!

shelly stared into an open window

by ShelsieTheSeashell May 17, 2018

Shelly

fake, jealous, selfcentered

Your being a shelly right now

by Drnippz3377 November 29, 2016

Shelley Anderson

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.

"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"

by extensions January 11, 2009

Trippin on egg shells

Quibbling over a minor point.
Arguing over an unimportant point

Man 1: That blue paint is aqua not royal.
Man 2: yo holmes, you be trippin on egg shells.

by JimBob MacGregor June 14, 2003

Shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by Stephen TO August 6, 2008

Three Sea Shells

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells

She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore

by paddyflynn August 3, 2016

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011