Shittenberg

One who claims that they are much better at golf than they really are. Usually by conveniently not counting an average of one stroke per hole.

Wow, Mike Wittenberg really pulled a shittenberg at golf today. There's no way his score was that good

by RJO1 April 14, 2008

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

stattention

Noun. The attention given to your status on Facebook.

Did you see John updated his status six times last night? He's just dying for stattention...

by Z0bie October 5, 2009

Shantene

shantene is a person who is beautiful, smart and fun. shantene will never turn her back on you and will help you with any problems so have to overcome. she is sensitive and can be hurt easily but has a great amount of friends around her to help her get through it. shantene loves with all her heart and rarely hates on people. shantene doesnt anger easily but when she does stay clear for your own safety. some of the things that come out of her mouth are stupid but she wouldnt be who she is without them.

shantene: (panicing) where's holly

holly: (standing next to her) umm im here

by BrownSkin <3 August 14, 2011

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011

Shattner

A very hot attractive chocolate coloured guy. An amazing friend, flirt, dynamite in bed, usually dirty minded, not afraid to talk to girls. In one word he is a BADASS MUTHAFUCKA!!

Wow look at that shattner

by Nigga51 November 13, 2013

shatpening

It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.

The new Horror movies Title: The Shatpening.

by Phuzzylogic October 27, 2014