Jordyn Sharp 

Jordyn sharp is the hottest person alive. If you ever meet or see her you will automatically simp.

Anyone: who’s the hottest person ever?
Addison S: JORDYN SHARP

Jordyn Sharp by randombestiehehe September 15, 2021

f sharp minor 

the best musical key ever and nobody can tell me otherwise
-allows you to go into optimal bass frequency range
-decent number of sharp notes without being excessive
-sounds extremely pleasant in any chord progression. not joking. you can stick an f sharp minor chord anywhere and it will fit like a puzzle piece

guy 1: this beat that some guy posted is in f sharp minor. it slaps so hard
guy 2: nah you should check this other beat. its in c minor
*guy 1 immediately pulls out a knife and stabs guy 2 to death*

f sharp minor by thelankyboi November 23, 2021

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles 

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles by John Joe September 20, 2012

San Sharp 

1. The ghost of a girl. It is said that she was out running one day and was hit by a car. She now wanders around Western American towns, holding up her ipod and searching for an internet connection.

There are many variations of this myth, the most popular being Lillia Monique from France or Bella Sonia, the vampire girl of Italy.

2. A person who, when they go out running, is hard or impossible to track down. They often only run to impress someone.

"I swear I saw San out running yesterday!"
"Yeah, right!"

"Amanda's such a San Sharp- she only goes out running to show off to Mark!"

San Sharp by Lavien Rose March 29, 2009

Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.

Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.

Iraqi Sharp Shooter by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Pat Sharp 

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

Pat Sharp by Mister Ignorant May 4, 2004

Emily sharp 

Emily blunt’s sister, Emily sharp. Her head is pointier than a knife and she is a common murder weapon.

Yesterday I killed my enemy and I used Emily sharp to shank him

Emily sharp by Oof ouch owie stop shanking me August 16, 2021