Power Serge!

In light of recent events surrounding tasers and unsuspecting victims getting tased comes.... THE POWER SERGE!

a girl (or guy) leans chest first in the doggystyle position against a a heavy free standing object or piece of furniture. While the unsuspecting guy ( or pitcher) is "going at it" , sweaty nads and all, the girl (or receiver) secretly pulls out a hand taser (55 000 V Max) and tases the guy (pitcher) in the "beanbag" numerous times until he/she and the "pitcher" receive simultaneous Orgasms (aka "Blackout"), or until you smell burning skin and pubes.

NOTE: for a better effect, turn up the heat in the room to cause more of a "sweaty-nut" effect and in turn cause more of a sizzle

While doing a girl (or guy) doggystyle

"Man, last night this hoodrat gave me The POWER SERGE!, it was good from what I remember, but when I regained consciousness the Ho had stolen all my money and my sack had 3rd degree burns, but hell... I cant wait to do it again"

by r-m0ney January 7, 2009

sergeji

Extremly hot russian. At the end of his name he have a i cause he's intelligent too. He isn't a fuckboy.

Girl 1: i want a sergej as a bf
Girl 2: you should look for a sergeji

by endeistdertod January 6, 2019

sergeja

Sergeja is book smart, although shes uneducated in street ways (street smart)shes shy and likes hoodies, she does some sort of sports and tries to like makeup

omg look at that nerd sergeja

by nahh12 November 21, 2021

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

Sergeant Vicky

Someone who likes to have sex with animals, especially dogs, and call them 'soldier' throughout.

'I saw Sergeant Vicky sucking off a rottweiler last night'

by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009

Serge Act

Provision by which an individual pokes, prods and if necessary steps forward and drops the hammer when the intended party remains in a contemplative mode.

He wasn't makin' a move on that house so I popped the Serge Act and got it with a slammin' contract!

by TRD1 July 15, 2010

Sergeant Pepper

A Sergeant Pepper is when participating in anal sex with a female a man gets her on all fours and as he's about to ejaculate he whips out a pepper shaker places it under her nose causing her to have a sneezing fit thus tightening her muscles repeatedly around his penis.

I Sergeant Peppered that girl last night... she sneezed me into a mindblowing orgasm!

by Rose91 May 24, 2011