Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

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scompliment

A sarcastic compliment
A backhanded compliment

Him: Babe I miss you.
Her: Really?
Him: Yeah like an idiot misses the point
Her: Yeah thanks for the damn scompliment.

by HumorB June 6, 2016

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scoopa dunk

when one is dunking a biscuit in ones tea and it brakes and you have to scoop it out with a spoon

yo yo G i just scoopa dunked your moms tea for real, she doin 4:20 en shit.

my moms always higher dan a muva fucka,

by v.i.t.sssss June 12, 2005

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Scoop and Feed

To fart into a cupped hand and then shove that hand directly under another person's nose.

"Man! Don't ever scoop and feed me like that again. It stunk of some serious shit!"

by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

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Scoop of Power

The act of scooping a white girl or any unfortunate individual who is not wearing a bra... This is a method of scooping can cause critical damage and leave marks on the victim for several days.. This scooping method uses a great amount of power and speed as your finger tips grasps upon the undertit of a person

Holy shit linda just "Scoop of Power"ed lesly :O

by TheGameUlostit May 31, 2011

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