shrivel-nut

an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.

Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls

No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut

by T.Random December 3, 2010

Scrivzey

Someone who steals off their "best friends"

Girl 1: She so stole that off me when she slept over
Girl 2: Thats so Scrivzey!

by MissAshton January 12, 2009

Schriver

Gets no bitches

I’ve never seen you pull anything you a Schriver

by Demarcus Brownlee March 25, 2022

shrivelfish

n. a penis that is signficantly shrunken due to exposure to cold air temperatures or cold water.

"Holy moly! I can't get out of the water! We're talking major shrivelfish here!"

by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

Shrivols

Short for shriveled ol titties. In the same vein as "Tig ol bitties."

Man, did you check out the wet t-shirt contest at the retirement community? I've never seen so many shrivols in my life!

by Grunty777 February 26, 2009

schrifty

A handjob.

"She was on the rag, so she gave me a schrifty."

by therizzuh August 3, 2009

Schrism

1.Schrism-noun:(Skriz-um):an object that sticks to one's clothing, hair, and/or skin.

2. A type of marijuana that has little or no haleucenogenic properties.

1. dude, you got some schrism on your shirt.

2. I paid $70 for a bag of weed and it turned out to be schrism.

by TrollFace October 10, 2009