Rivington and Blackrod High School

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.

Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted

by dogfucker21do_one May 6, 2018

Crown point high school

A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class

thumb sucking at crown point high school

by I'm fake June 3, 2018

The Ellis school

A reenactment of hell where the only goal is to work until you have no life and then cry yourself to sleep

Man “the Ellis school” is fuckin me up

by Lilpissedkid June 5, 2018

Wagner Middle School

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.

I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle

by PleaseEndMe49 June 23, 2018

James Island High School

James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.

i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school

by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

long branch high school

Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea

"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"

"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"

by idkheyyy February 17, 2019