Schengaldoaf

Means arsehole... use it to piss of your friends

Your such a Schengaldoaf

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Schlenk

someone who has almost no muscle mass yet little body fat and looks like an enderman from minecraft. it’s not unlikely for them to actually eat like pigs but they somehow never put on the pounds.

joey : dude have you seen mark without his shirt off? it’s disgusting !
frank: yeah bro he’s such a schlenk. he’s just so gangly and awkward.

by scott’s left testicle September 2, 2019

Schmead

An unpredictably dumb person.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.

"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."

by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

schlenergy

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

schme

Someone who thinks they're awesome and have lots of friends when really they're not and their friends actually hate them.

OMG Ruby is such a schme!

by Drilla J v2 October 15, 2020

schenoida

A person who is beautiful inside out a crazy bipolar bitch who happens to be a Scorpio

Omg she looks almost as good as schenoida

by Fuckoutttahere November 21, 2021