Schwedock

A very sexy, smart, attractive family last name.

THE SCHWEDOCKS

by The Beast with skill February 4, 2010

Schwed

The state of being really fucked up, specifically on alcohol.

Person 1- *Incoherent mumbling*

Person 2- That's totally schwed, dude.

by Counter-Dike: Penile Offensive July 7, 2015

shawed

Getting stood up on a date.

"Nancy, I'm sorry but you've been shawed:("

by lover121612 November 12, 2017

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

piece of shit scared shitless

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

by Big D- July 22, 2022

scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009