Spanner

To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

by hihe April 7, 2003

Spanner

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

Spanner

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner

A girl called grizz

Spanner was on top form today

by Hannah August 22, 2003

Scannersound

Usually used at minecraft/discord servers. a synonym for retard.

"omg he is such a scannersound"
"this fucking scannersound"
"dude I think this guy is a scannersound"

by Fernofrommars September 27, 2022

Scanners

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Holy shit man! That was crazy! That was awesome! That is insane! What the hell, I.... Is that what a "cronenberg" is? Like a reference to the director? That's crazy dawg wow! That contents of that movie that is on Hbo Max are insane!

Hym "Holy shit we're like a 'scanners'! We're like a Benjamin Pierce! Except not crazy! And not dead! And stronger than the main character!"

Iam "You my entire life, when people make reference to scanners, I have been conflating it with 'a scanner darkly' and I couldn't see what all the fuss was about but holy shit man! That was insane!"

Hym " 'A scanner darkly'!? I remember we thought 'What is the fucking point of all this' when we watched it."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

scannered

One's head feeling like it is about to blow up, as in the movie Scanners.

I would have stayed until the end of the concert but I almost scannered.

by MarcusGoldfinch October 24, 2023