Salman Farid

A Season 4 Grand Champion and RL God.

idk Salman Farid ig

by youdontwanttoknowanonymousaf November 1, 2022

YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.

Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"

by elvie June 3, 2015

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Geeter Salamander

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.

Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.

by GSYMANDEM March 2, 2021

Dirty Salman

Filling every hole with marshmallows and running around the ER naked yelling that you want to be pregnant.

There is no coming back from a Dirty Salman.

by Queen Ash June 29, 2021

Jeremiah sleman

Coolest guy ever frfr bro this kid is soooooooooo cute 🥰 he got all the girls, and his personality is the best you’ll find in ages, he’s a very funny guy who’s good at drawing and is a bit of a introvert but once you get to know him he can’t shut up he’s really mature and is a real g

P.1 Yo you saw my guy Jeremiah Sleman’s cut bro
P.2 nah dang bro he looking fressshhhhhh but then again when doesn’t he look fresh

by Not Jeremiah I promise…. Maybe April 4, 2022