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Sailor Jerry 

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like
1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"
Sailor Jerry by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010
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smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.
Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'
smooth sailin' by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008
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bacon sails 

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"
bacon sails by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007
1)a 10 year old girl with crooked teeth.
2)likes to have lesbian sex with pooja, parija and occasionally poonam.
hey parija! wanna get banged by phat cowvin?
sailey by hot ndn guy January 5, 2005

greek sailor 

The Greek sailor is when you eat a gyro sandwich and when the juice drips on your hand you wipe it on your dick and put it in a girl's butt
I took my girl out for Gyros the other day and gave her the Greek sailor when we were finished
greek sailor by Hmilltone December 1, 2017

Sailor Moon 

Anime & Manga series by Naoko Takuechi. Sailor Moon is the reincarnated princess of the ancient Moon Kingdom, she and her friends fight to save earth from evil monsters!
I am Sailor Moon! In the name of the Moon I will punish you!
Sailor Moon by UniKoRn May 7, 2003

Sailing the internet 

To illegally download content, internet piracy.
So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies
Word of the Day on August 20, 2017