snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Butt-snort

Snorting coke up yer butt.

Ahh..shit...i gotta butt-snort this next one...

by Butt-snorters Anonymous May 9, 2021

Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 5, 2023

sNoRtS

This word has multiple meanings. It can either be a verb, used to describe the act of blowing your nose, or making weird noises in your sleep. It can however also be used to describe something, that is either good or bad. You can also use this word, to describe other people with.

"Oh, he was such a sNoRt!"
"Aww, sNoRtS!" (something bad)
"Yay, sNoRtS!" (something exciting)
"Please let me sNoRt in peace, thank you"
"He sNoRtEd all night long"

by sNoRtY sNoRt November 14, 2018