Toronto raptors

A team in desperate need of a new change and direction next season.

Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...

Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."

by T-town March 12, 2005

Vagina Raptor

A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.

Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"

Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."

by rodroachford May 3, 2011

Raptor Trainer

Noun/ A guy that dates or has dated many ugly girls.

Daniel is such a raptor trainer bro. He sent me a picture of his new bitch and I threw up.

by TikiGod99 May 17, 2016

Raptors

The fellas that rap and are the top dogs. People can’t even try and reach their levels and they just keep producing bangers. Aspire to be like them. They dont do diss track rubbish but they are above the lot. Don’t even talk to them without being spoken to.

That raptors song was not a dissapoimnent

The brown one is fit

They are hanging

by Myguy69 August 4, 2018

raptor claw

The unusual bulge created by a mans cock and balls when wearing tight pants. The male version camel toe.

Damn Kyle, go home and put on a different pair of shorts, that pair is giving you a serious raptor claw.

by dw6245 May 24, 2008

toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

raptor

when you feel like running down a long hall way and crouching your back all weird like and bringing your arms in you may proceed to yell "Look! I am a RAPTOR!"

(said while running) "RAPTOR!!! RAPTOR!!"

by LauraAnn6589 July 21, 2008