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Rust

Definition 1: A shitty programming language that people think literally everything needs to be rewritten into.
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.

RIP all other programming languages
Example 1:
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>

Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>

Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
by pls dont rewrite me in rust August 1, 2022
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rust lord

People in Fortnite with no live except when they treat people like looser
Yo that fucking guy one-shotted me with a shotgun and freakin treat me like a looser
-It’s a Rust Lord, just see his skin.
by Reapfield April 17, 2018
mugGet the rust lordmug.

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.
Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.
by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010
mugGet the porcelain rustmug.

Rust God

Ian. Simple as that. Ian is the rust god.
Dude #1 :I’m literally the rust god

Dude #2 : Bitch you not Ian
by rustgodswife June 11, 2023
mugGet the Rust Godmug.

ruste

Ruste is a name. If you are an Ruste you probably have airpods and you are kind of sweet. She can be sweet, but she can be a bitch too. Almost everyone notices Ruste.
-Do you see her?
-How can I don't see her? She's Ruste...
by ceburekoo May 27, 2020
mugGet the rustemug.

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
mugGet the If the roof is rusted, the basement is floodedmug.

rust

"Man ive been trying to learn rust but this sucks so fucking bad id rather lick the dried shit of a dead dog"
by onbkiller December 5, 2024
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