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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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route of it

being so far gone from prolonged use of substances that you are obviously not in the right state of mind.
yo route of it!!! *you're out of it!!!*
by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011
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inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.
Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
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meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.
“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”
by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023
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Midazolam (Injection Route)

Midazolam injection is used to produce sleepiness or drowsiness and relieve anxiety before surgery or certain procedures. When midazolam is used before surgery, the patient will not remember some of the details about the procedure. Midazolam injection is also used as an anesthesia to produce loss of consciousness before and during surgery.

Midazolam injection is also used to treat status epilepticus, a severe type of seizure where there is more than one seizure within 5 minutes.

Midazolam is a benzodiazepine. Benzodiazepines belong to the group of medicines called central nervous system (CNS) depressants, which are medicines that slow down the nervous system.

This medicine is given only by or under the direct supervision of your doctor.
They gave me Midazolam (Injection Route) before my surgery/
by Noramius July 21, 2024
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route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...
Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.
by DMVking August 30, 2016
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