righteous inebriation

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

by taylsor February 21, 2007

Right Hand Mike

A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.

Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 4, 2019

Righting

Masturbating with your right hand

Jake: Yo Nick, I was up till 12 am righting.
Parker: Same!

by PooperLooping May 11, 2021

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his highest levels of righteousness towards the clergy and laity. He believes he has the right to tell the clergy what to do ad well as the laity. The man is a troublemaker in the Greek Orthodox churches.

Michael: Oi Pater how dare you don't do this and that......how dare you say this and that.

Pater: Ah righteous brother Michael if that's the case then I'm sure you can do way better.

He storms off angrily!!!

by Romiosini July 19, 2022

Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.

Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"

by WinstonandFriends December 22, 2009

Archers Rights

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.

That hot milf took me back to her place last night, after I pulled an amazing Mexican Avalanche on her we were stood facing the front door, it was then I took to opportunity to claim my Archers Rights! Little annoyed she had no crisps though...

by pidgetlover July 28, 2015

Self-Right

Standing up for yourself in hard times. Not letting anyone get to you. Your right to be selfish.

Stand up for self-right

by Themixedtape August 12, 2016