A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged
white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical"
government.
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the
Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some
one might be skating by on their hard
work.
In short Republicans are like that
one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of
em are okay...
"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I
don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you'
re gonna get the
belt!"
