octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

by Kiv August 9, 2018

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

SpongeBob RectanglePants

A better nickname for SpongeBob SquarePants. Because SpongeBob is NOT square-shaped and neither are are his pants!

Who lives in a coconut over the sea? SPONGEBOB RECTANGLEPANTS!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Regtard

A regtard is a Counter-Strike (or any FPS game for that matter) player that plays regularly on a public server and generally makes an ass out of themselves the entire time.

This type of person is prone to typing things like "OH NOES I'M DEAD!!!" and "OMFG soandso's a h4x0r!!!".

More often than not they are under the age of 17 and live in Canada.

"(ADMIN-ONLY) dYn mfspolo: Oh no, Shadow Knight just connected, he's such a friggin regtard."

by solidefy April 21, 2005

rectal passage

posh for " anus tube "

im gonna shuv that up ure " rectal passage " !!!!

by billie November 13, 2003