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Rapture

1. The act of seizing and carrying off as prey or plunder
2. The act of carrying, or fact of being carried, onwards; force of movement
3. a. The act of carrying off a woman.
b. Rape
4. b. the Rapture (of the Church, of the Saints): the taking up of believers to heaven at the Second Coming of Christ, according to some Millenarian teaching
ahaha rapture hahahaha
by Dong Woo March 15, 2005
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Raptor Jim Job

A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
by E Sodywater October 1, 2008
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Raptard

Can be one of two things.
Either:
1) A stupid wannabe rapper like 50 cent or Ja rule
2) A really foolish and crazy religious dude from the RaptureReady.com website. And since most of the people on that site are already kind of nutty, a true Raptard will stand out and shine, believe me.
Raptards like 50 cent suck ass and should eat dirt. At least the second kind of raptard is somewhat interesting.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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raptor claw

A three part shot invented on the mean streets of LBI…part one is a cherry bomb, part two is a jager bomb and the final prong is a shot of bull piss. These shots are to be taken in consecutive order and at the end you look at your party and throw up the raptor claw. The loser of the race then pays for that round of drinks.
I’m dead sober at this point in the evening I guess it’s time for the raptor claw.
by TheTruth609 December 12, 2012
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ded raptor

the most incredibly insulting name you can ever call someone. it is derogitory to anybody in any race, gender, age, religion, etc. It is by far the most vulgar word especially if used in upper case letters which is highly offensive.
Wick: "Matt, your nothing but a DED RAPTOR"

(10 minutes later Matt killed himslef)
by Team Hide December 22, 2010
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Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.
I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor
by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010
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Sorority Rapture

Standard Definition:
Sorority Rapture is the physiological aftereffect a young male experiences when visiting a sorority house for the first time. Primarily occurs among college freshman males who are not in a fraternity and does not have stable relationship with a sorority member.

Causes:
The cause of Sorority Rapture can stem from male virginity, sexual desire, and sexual frustration.

Occurrences:
Sorority Rapture tends to occur several hours after a non-Greek affiliated college male leaves the sorority house. Sorority Rapture usually lasts a couple days but can linger on for several weeks and months. In this situation, the male attempts to frequent the sorority house in the vain hope for sexual intercourse.

Symptoms of Sorority Rapture:
Sorority Rapture has several distinct bodily effects. Once a college male enters the sorority house and observes its members.

Firstly, a male will experience the "Awestruck Phase". The Awestruck Phase is a lengthy period of astonishment and shock a male experiences when he gazes upon the masses of attractive females. The Awestruck Phase usually causes numbness in the legs and groin. The Awestruck Phase is often extended if the Sorors are wearing scantily clad clothing.

Secondly, a male will transition into the "Selection Phase". The Selection Phase is a cognitive observation and selection of sorority members that the male desires to have sex with. During this phase the male often will cast a blank "daydreamish" stare upon attractive Sorors leading them to make casual jokes which increases the effect of the Selection Phase.

Normally, the Selection Phase and Awestruck Phase occur interchangeably and last indefinitely until the male leaves the sorority house. Upon leaving the sorority house the male will experience more symptoms of Sorority Rapture.

After leaving the sorority house, the male experiences the "Post Erection Phase". The Post Erection Phase is a physical symptom in which the male has an erection after leaving the sorority house. Usually it is a mild erection but can range to a raging hard-on.

Afterward, the male experiences the "Euphoric Phase". The Euphoric Phase is a period in which the male feels happy, content, and in good spirit. It has been theorized that the visual perception of cleavage, camel toe, and the sensation of casual hugging leads to a state of euphoria.
Justin: "Hey Matt, whats with the big toothy smile?"

Matt: "I went over to the Alpha Theta Pi house to work on my ECON 112 group project with Allie and Erica"

Matt: "Dude! You should have went with me. Omigod! There were so many hot girls just layin around watchin T.V and stuff. I went up to Erica's room to get a ruler and I saw Lexi comin out of the shower! You know the one with the big tits, we saw at Scottie's party"

Justin: "Sounds like you have a classic case of Sorority Rapture"

Matt: "I gonna go visit them tommorrow!......."
by Caleb "Who Dey" T May 13, 2008
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