felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!

I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!

by Penelope42069 July 21, 2010

fellatio ratio

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.

dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell

by nagoosk July 28, 2008

Would + Ratio

When you see a female and ask your friends if she is hot or not. This is the appropriate response undeniably every single time, if you think she is hot.

"Yo, is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones hot?" - Person 1

"Would + Ratio" - Person 2

"Dude what the fuck, you heinous bastard" - Person 1

by SensualSaguaro November 11, 2021

W.A.T Ratio

the ratio of waste, ass and tits which can be used in the WAT formula to calculate the shagability of ones self.

Man, have you seen that girl over there, her W.A.T ratio must be up the hundreds

by Fonky facts dealer February 20, 2022

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 03, 2021

Ratio Day

This event called "Ratio Day" is a holiday for a sub-species of humanity called "Twitter Users" where they argue with everyone they see with the word "Ratio". It is nonsensical for a normal human being to comprehend this event, and you should not because this event is only for the "Twitter Users". It is said you need to have a twitter account in the website "Twitter" to join this holiday. This event will take place every August 2, which is probably tomorrow in your time.

Ratio Day: lol noob ratio lolllll wdfff so cringe

by jonathanraves12 August 02, 2022

Hutchon's Ratio

The number of sub-woofers in a room at any given time.
Defined as number of subs:number of rooms

"Dude my house has a Hutchon's Ratio of 1:4"

by Waivee July 13, 2012