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Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.
College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
by Meghatron July 18, 2011
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fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.
Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.
by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004
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Pumpkin Patching

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016
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PumpkinSpice

This is what we named our all white cat.
Mook: Meet my cat, PumpkinSpice
FriendOfMook: But she's all white!?!!
Mook: We got her in autumn.
FriendOfMook: (nods knowingly)
by therealmookmerkin January 21, 2019
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Pasty Pumpkin

A person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.
Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.

Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.
by MikeWilliam19 December 9, 2012
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reverse pumpkin

A vague and extraordinary sexual act that is unimaginably mind-blowing from its name.
Anthony was asked by his girlfriend to do a reverse pumpkin on her. Perplexed, he cautiously agreed.
by Nytrofire July 3, 2017
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Doggin the pumpkin

Performing anal sex on an overly fake tanned female.
Dude, I totally spent last night doggin the pumpkin I met at the shore.
by xX007_gUiDo_69Xx July 26, 2012
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