Puddle buddy

Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy

by Weaselbub November 13, 2016

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017

Puddle scum

Concentrated dirty waterz

A person that's good at being outta pocket !"Hey Puddle scum"You ran off with my bitch in my car and you got my sack of cigarz....

by Da Dirty Waterz January 23, 2018

puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018