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The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!
by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017
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A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
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pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021
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process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.
Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.
by pengells June 19, 2016
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Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you
Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.
by Keegnasty March 18, 2019
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Sperm Processing Center

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.
Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.
by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021
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sperm processing center

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.
Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.
by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021
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