While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008
Get the Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel mug.when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009
Get the bionic-pretzel mug.Related Words
Pretzel • pretzeling • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • pretzeled • pretzel dick • Pretzel Dip • Pretzel-Dog • Pretzel fish • pretzel sex
A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009
Get the yannick pretzel mug.n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 2, 2003
Get the magic pretzel man mug.When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
by Pritt May 18, 2013
Get the Dutch Pretzel mug.An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011
Get the Wetzels Pretzel mug.by xero347 February 1, 2009
Get the Chocolate Pretzel mug.