Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

Paralogue

In RPG settings a paralogue is an optional side story that is a direct result of a character's actions. These stories are not always canonical and are typically bonuses for meeting specific criteria.

I unlocked a paralogue after defeating a mini boss.

by ChunkySL June 5, 2021

parallelepiped

The sexual act of double penetration wherein the penetrating phalluses extend in the same direction.

Dude, we parallelepiped that chick for hours!

by NerdizzleNoob August 18, 2021

Paralyphobia

The fear or phobia of paralyzation or numbness.

Doctor: You have been diagnosed with paralyphobia. We'll need to numb you to re-test that
Patient: NO!!!

by tartyman May 24, 2022

pee paralysis

When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.

I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.

by anonypseudonymous November 21, 2011

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

Pandora paralysis

When, after turning on pandora internet radio to a station you weren't intending to listen too or wanting to turn off pandora ,you can't because of the amazing and epic selection of songs that appear one after another on the station
Usually, there's amazing music selection that is unparalleled to the music you hear when you actually want to listen to the station, making it the opposite of pandorap, which is when u are stuck listening to a song you hate ,since you skip all the crappy tracks on a station.

After work, I had "I want hold your hand " stuck in my head so I wanted to listen to the Beatles station. But, after turning on pandora to my pop radio and hearing it play Gangham Style,, Sexy and I Know It , Moves like Jagger, and Die Young, i had pandora paralysis and couldn't bare to change the station or turn off the radio, so I listen to pop music station until 12:00 am.

by Your mom 5000 February 6, 2013