popcorn pimp

1. Orville Redenbacher

Orville Redenbacher is a popcorn pimp.

by Whoreville May 16, 2008

Faggoty Popcorn

The homosexual act of inserting Monster Pops (or other similar small explosives) into a man's ass hole, and then clapping his cheeks together until all Monster Pops have detonated.

Damn, Johnny did the "Faggoty Popcorn" with Jerry... I guess that puts a new spin on things when someone says "I had a shitty 4th of July".

by Morning Bus Ideas September 28, 2010

brain popcorn

A movie that is casually enjoyable even if it isn’t deep or a cinematic masterpiece. One that doesn’t require much thinking to understand it.

It’s no “The Godfather,” but it’s still good brain popcorn.

by PifflePuff June 19, 2021

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Stale Popcorn

A movie that you've seen too many times.

Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.

by Fricky-Fresh May 20, 2020

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010

Booty popcorn

Just a fun name for butt stuff. Or when you’re out and about trying to get laid.

He’s just out there getting that booty popcorn.

by Cheese Bae October 20, 2018