popcorn pimp

1. Orville Redenbacher

Orville Redenbacher is a popcorn pimp.

by Whoreville May 16, 2008

Faggoty Popcorn

The homosexual act of inserting Monster Pops (or other similar small explosives) into a man's ass hole, and then clapping his cheeks together until all Monster Pops have detonated.

Damn, Johnny did the "Faggoty Popcorn" with Jerry... I guess that puts a new spin on things when someone says "I had a shitty 4th of July".

by Morning Bus Ideas September 28, 2010

Popcorn Nigga

A Guy who pops in and OUT of your life . When it’s convenient for him and sucks your positive energy!

He’s popcorn nigga I heard from him 6 months ago and texted me randomly saying “wyd ?”

by Chris Mookie smith October 20, 2019

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Death by Popcorn

The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved

Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn

by Kreliz's Mom September 11, 2016

Stale Popcorn

A movie that you've seen too many times.

Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.

by Fricky-Fresh May 20, 2020

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010