poontang clan 

A 5 a side football team (or soccer team) which is played in doors, the poontang clan are a violent bunch for football hooligans, who are dirty and foul mouthed.
Also the best damn 5 a side team in england.

1) Alan hanson:- the poontang clan have suffered another heavey defeat tonight there john,
John mottson:- yes alan, they have

2)we love you poontang we do, oooh poontang we love you

poontang clan by the poontnag man June 9, 2007

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

pootang by No1 September 29, 2003

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

pootang by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

Poontang 

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

Poontang by Jesus October 4, 2003

poontang pie in the sky 

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

poontang pie in the sky by anonymous November 27, 2022

poontang 

cootanany, cherry pie

Chad got some good poontang last night!

poontang by Jess February 2, 2005

Pootrangle 

a soggy vag with an unpleasant odor

After the Winter Ball, Martinez was eager to get into Betty Sue's granny panties. After pulling them down however, he discovered an impolite pootrangle that smelled of rotten pumpkin skins.

Pootrangle by Cam Scumbag February 22, 2008