Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.

Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!

by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022

Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.

Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.

by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009

Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.

Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.

by Zach G. November 26, 2003

Pooty Poot

What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.

by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004