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Cooch Poot

Expulsion of gas via a woman's vagina, or cooch. Also referred to as a "queef"
I was about to go down on this girl when she let out a cooch poot right in my face.
by ScholarlyChap December 15, 2016
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Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.
Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!
by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022
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Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.
Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009
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Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.
by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009
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Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
by 0H N035! August 5, 2010
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Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.
Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.
by Zach G. November 26, 2003
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Pooty Poot

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.
by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004
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