proto-politician

not a politician, but one has the potential to become one later. one who displays the characteristics of a politician, i.e., lying, cheating, use of rhetoric to confuse one's agenda. But is not actually elected to a public office.

hey, you're such a proto-politician. you're always full of shit.

by gYoOfUuRcSkELF October 31, 2007

Newsom Politics

Extreme radical left Political policies based purely on emotion and political gain rather than scientific fact. Newsom Politics rarley, if ever, benefit the people that they are implemented on. Based on California governer Newsom and his failed policies that make the people of California suffer.

Can also mean the act of forcing a policy onto a populace and then hypocritically not following that policy.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go eat at Rob's sandwich shop?

Person 2: Didn't you hear? It closed down for good because of Newsom Politics.

Person 1: Wow really? Me and my dad ate there for years..

Person 2: At least we can go to French Laundry with 11 of our buddies and no masks like the gorverner did!

by TheLibertarian December 10, 2020

Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

politician

a piece of shit who has no idea whats good for regualr working- class people just himself and his rich friends. The politician has never spent 1 minute in the real world and makes up ridiculous policies and raises taxes so high so he can go to europe in the summer.

Oh yeah they lie all the time too

dude! this pack of cigarettes is $10
thank new jersey's politicians

by money bagz May 22, 2007

politics

the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on

If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about

by MEATLOGO February 11, 2007

politician

The world's second oldest profession. Which is probably the reason why does it have so much in common with the first one.

A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.

by Kvigzog June 12, 2009

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019